A Little Humor About Exercise

This is not me.

I snitched this from another chat room:

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,

I rapidly realized that I don't really give a hoot. It's the tortoise
life for me!

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

I'm retired. Go around me!

If only it were true.