Sometimes, we must forgo our fine art, for those we love. And, this is the reason the man cave has become a matter of practicality. It is where we can place all of our unappreciated valuable assets.
Ok, then here is another idea. It will take some work, but it can be done. You build a mechanism into the headboard of your bed, it raises Elvis something like everyother day and at times of intimacy. But, other times he is gently lowered into a safe, secure, storage container.
Ha ha ha I can see that this is a serious problem!!
Personally I’d pick Elvis, but I’m a girl soooooo…
Though if it’s an awful painting (as I’m an artist) I might have to pick the girl…
choices eh? ;o)