Chuck norris

chuck norris diabetes Pictures, Images and Photos

I swear when I’m 60 my grandkids are going to be telling me Chuck Norris jokes.

Is Chuck Norris Type 1 or Type 2?

i didn’t think that chuck norris has diabetes… does he?

He’s any damn type he wants to be

When Chuck Norris has high blood sugar, he beats it down . . . with his FISTS!
Nobody asks Chuck Norris “should you be eating that?” because if they do . . . they’ll be eating LEAD!!
Chuck Norris doesn’t use lancets, he uses a Bowie Knife.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need a sharps container . . . he just leaves the needle in.

Diabetes is afraid of getting Chuck Norris!!

That’s the perfect Chuck Norris Diabetes line!!

When Diabetes goes to sleep at night, it looks under the bed for Chuck Norris

Even if Chuck does have diabetes, he doesn’t need to take insulin, Chuck gives the world insulin.
Chuck doesn’t need sugar, sugar needs Chuck.


Chuck Norris as 87 chromosomes. All of them are deadly

The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Noris

Those who tell you they know the Chuck Norris do not know
and those who know the Chuck Norris cannot tell you

Chuck norris can will his bloodsugars to go up, down, or roundhouse kick you in the face

The cure for diabetes is one roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can actually exercise on the TOTAL GYM 12 times a day and live to tell YOU about it!

Chuck Norris just joined us and this place is now named ‘TuChuckNorris’

I am laughout out loud…I LOVE THIS!!! We are all now members of TuChuckNorris…we are Norribetics…have Norribetes, or whatever Chuck decides we are.

My name is jackie and i have norribetes because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my pancreas

i love this one!