Chuck norris

Steel is weak

Chuck Norris boxers are made from Chuck Norris

Maybe Chuck will tell our pancreases (sp?) to shape up. Chuck Norris for President! Head of the United Nations! King of the World!

yes, but they are deadly cherries

They are Chucklear Cherries… Chucklear I say

well, N Korea did not use protection

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Chuck Norris makes waffles by pressing his buns together.

Renee, you find the best pictures! OMG!

well chuck didn’t shoot something over Japan… he would only shoot things AT Japan

Chuck Norris round house kicked and knocked down two pyramids before they were discovered.

chuck makes me happy

Hey where do you get that stuff? It goes with my bathroom decor.

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Chuck Norris is the father of the octomom’s fourteen children, and he never donated to the effort.

When the Somalia pirates found out Chuck Norris was on a ship they hijacked themselves and paid ransom to Chuck to get themselves back.

When Chuck Norris subscribed to Netflix, he ordered 5,000 movies the first time, and he got them.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.


yea… right…

Your Chuck-Fu is weak