Contour USB: Likes and Dislikes

I used to carry the One Touch Ultra smart, and I loved it but got the USB free and is so handy, now I'm torn. My ideal meter would be a combination of the two.

Contour USB (many i have copy/pasted)
Likes:
the SIZE and shape
the fact that I can just plug it into a USB port and upload the readings
the display
the button size
the battery
the alarm (would like it to be louder and repetitive tho)
the small blood sample

Dislikes:
would like to enter carbs + correction
would like standard deviation graph
a smaller strips bottle (at least same thickness as meter itself, there is so much wasted space in there!!)
a sample solution to come with the box! had to order mine and never arrived, how do i know if properly calibrated?
To be able to re-size the info that prints... I don't need 15 pages of BG results that display 1-2 days at a time in huge font :/

And the biggest issue ---> i wish I could use it for my future pump as a PDA! Do I really have to go back to clunky :(