What’s In The Middle? The White Stuff…
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:
The whole thing all at once.
One bite at a time
Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
In little feverous nibbles.
Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee…).
Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
Just the cookie, not the inside.
I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10.I don’t have a favorite way because I don’t like Oreos.
Your Personality:
The whole thing:
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with his or her children.
One bite at a time:
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that’s okay, not to worry, you’re normal.
Slow and Methodical:
You follow the rules. You’re very tidy and orderly. You’re very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you’re only going to go the speed limit.
Feverous Nibbles:
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
Dunked:
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie:
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie:
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that’s ok, you don’t care, you got yours.
Just the cookie, not the inside:
You enjoy pain.
I just like to lick them, not eat them:
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.
I don’t have a favorite way, I don’t like Oreos:
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prissy.
I’m a 10. I don’t like Oreos. Never been rich, I usually dress like a Bum, I do like Nice restaurants. I am picky but things don’t usually go my way. I do have Good manners but I’m not prissy.
Richard…LOL!. Interesting question. You didn’t say which way that you prefer an Oreo.
It depends - but I think #6 is my fav way (haven’t had an Oreo in soooo long - don’t keep cookies in the house). Of course, I’m here in Tuville at midnite - and my pump just buzzed me to check my BG - and if I’m having a good BG - I now WANT AN OREO. Ohhh Richard you are an evil man (and my tummy is hungry as well now that I think about it).
Oh, oh - just read what my choice of noshing on the cookie means. Warning to my friends here in Tuville - I am not a criminal - honestly - I only stole once - ONLY ONCE Officer - as a 5 year old child - a pair of Barbie doll shoes for Skipper - my fingers walked out of the GEM store with them on my fingertips - as you can see - I still feel guilty about it!!!
This is creepy… I’m a #5… I guess I can’t deny the shambles of my life anymore! SIGH Oh how I miss being able to eat oreos with reckless abandon…I never used to count them because I just ate them until I was full…lol
I thought it was a serious question. I was about to tell you I usually add about 5-10 minutes cardio exercise per two cookies. Im a number 2 though. Geez…Im boring!
we seem to be a bunch of dunkers and small biters. with an occasional don’t like em thrown in.
Can we add 11, smeared with peanut butter ? If we can add number 11, I propose that means you are adventurous, and consumed by peanut butter, maybe especially Peter Pan, crunchy is best in my judgment but any smooth is really really good, and you may not be able to keep oreo’s or PP peanut butter in the house, because impulse control is a an issue. If it were not an issue how did the oreo get in the peanut butter in the first place?
I was diagnosed at age 6 and all foods containing sugar were excluded from my diet. Mother was very strict but she made me wonderful desserts sweetened with saccharin. I have NEVER eaten an Oreo. I do eat the sugar free cookies that look like Oreos. They are high in carbs so I eat only a couple. I take small bites, maybe three bites per cookie. I guess that makes me number 2, I’m normal! That seems good but it also says I lack imagination. lol!
