Humor for tubers

Hello everyone. Been a while since a little humor about tubing (sorry Omnipod users). What's the worst you did with your "fishin" line? Remember, kids read these posts too.

I'll start. When I first starting pumping I was not very protective about the tubing. Of course I caught doorknobs and the backs of chairs......but

At the local grocery store I was in the bakery aisle and was the only one there. I was halfway through when my tubing caught the wire rack holding hot dog buns. What a mess! Just then some kid went running by as I rounded the corner. An employee came hearing the noise and asked me what happened. "I don't know. Some kid just shot past me!". Got outa there fast!