I Love Speed!..... What Husbands are for!


A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. “Tomorrow,” his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"

The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.

Yup! That man is in trouble! And I’m first in line!