I'm pretty sure the Running of the Brides at Filene's Basement

Scares me more than the Running of the Bulls at Pamplona.

Just saying.

Oh, you KNOW they’re like ten times as vicious in the basement. You can climb something to dodge a bull. An angry Bridezilla hell-bent on bargains will probably chase you up a ladder. Those are HER shoes, beeeyotch.

Bahhhhhaaahhhhhahhhhh LOL, Hannah. I just had this image of a bride to be with fume coming from her nostrils and a hat with horns on it charging after some girl who has her shoes…

■■■■. Does that mean I have to get rid of my hat with horns?

Signed,
Future Bridezilla

LOL even harder. Kerri. I am going to make you a horn hat. No joke. Will you post a photo of you in it here if I do? It will be awesome.