Man and women

What is the difference between men and women?

  1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
    spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow
    deteriorate during the night…
  3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a
    $2 item that she doesn’t want.
  4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A
    man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
  5. There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman- before
    and after marriage.
  6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
    never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him
    a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not
    try to understand her at all.
  8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two
    people remembering the same thing!
  9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
    after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men
    look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

lots of wisdom here :slight_smile: