Well, I thought I’d heard it all, but tonight a dear friend who is a registered dietician was telling me all about an amazing place that was able to cure type II diabetics of “all symptoms of their disease”.
Their technique? A three-week water fast.
Yeah, not eating for three weeks might do it, until day 22 rolls around and you have to start eating again.
Your so called dietician friend is severely dillusional! As we all know, there is as yet, no cure and there should be a law against all these charlatans making such claims without years of research and scientific proof to back these claims up! Such claims should be greeted with the derision they deserve. Everyone, stand down and carry on eating!
I wish I were kidding. She went there for a water fast “cleanse” herself and waxed quite eloquent about what a great place it it. I am not giving the name or even the state where it resides to be sure of depriving them of even a moment’s worth of being taken seriously by someone who is feeling desperate.
As expensive as food is these days, I’ll bet they charge a lot more than a simple, elegant, low-carb diet consisting of the freshest, most organic produce. Places like that are usually fancy-schmancy spas parading around in health-clinic clothing to give themselves an air of legitimacy.
Heat up some river rocks and have hubby put them on your spine, juice up some carrots and put the pulp on your face, stick a coffee enema up the (ahem!) and you’re done for about $5,000 less than a week at one of these “health” spas.