LOL 
OMG
This is happening to me right now!
I’m not on CGM and I have misplaced my BG testing kit.
Used it only twice today and have not left the house
Done three searches of five rooms and no sight of it
Of course, I know I’ll find it in the last place I look! 
Edit:
Finally found it
Bonus: BG at 80
As expected, in the last place I looked
(Because I stopped looking once I found it!)
