If you have one of these, chances are you are embarrassed by it.
What is it?
A scar.
husbands , haha
A pimple.
A double chin
A waddle
How many chances do I get?
Ear Hair Trimmers
until you get it right 
a mole or birthmark
A cold sore
oh good one Angela…
A Wart
A Black Eye
Parents
A “W” bumper sticker?
Hint, it is something to do with your car, but not a bumper sticker 
An accident?
bad paint job.
a minivan