Woman Finds 8 Foot Python In Washer

OK Stop it no more scary stuff like that!!! HA!!! Maybe that’s why I don’t camp!!!

You made that one up…
Did you hear the one about the woman who sat on the toilet in the middle of the night, thinking that dark thing in there was a leaf that her husband picked up off the floor and tossed in? She got bitten on the heiney …BY A BAT!