if before eating dinner you run around the house searching desperately for your “remote”!
If your two year old is always asking “Mommy pump, hurt?” then I get the little guy to give me a kiss on my pod.
Okay, that’s hilarious!
what a cheap way to decorate the tree!! great idea! lol 
aww how sweet!!
You might be an omnipodder if… your husband hears ticking in the middle of the night and without really waking up mumbles, “How high?”
This one is classic…
If the guy standing next to you at the pool says, “Hey you got something on your back” and me thinking its a bug and trying to swat it off. lol.