I read somewhere that a bill that is less than 3/4 of a bill is not worth anything? That was years ago though, I dunno if that’s still true!
How come I have three kids and no money? I liked it better when I had no kids and three money. – Homer Simpson
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Just give me the coffee and no one will get hurt! ~anon
My favorites, both Robert Louis Stevenson:
“Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well.”
“Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.”
Well I’m sure there are some statues of limitations on how beat up a bill can get before it starts losing its value…lol
That is one of my core beliefs…lol
My personal favorite is “live your life with lots of movement, so when you’re dead people notice”.
"It is easier to change a man’s religion than to change his diet."
Margaret Mead
Explains a lot, I guess.
Judith, Kindness is my very favorite word!
“Today is the Tomorrow you Worried about Yesterday”
(probably Dale Carnegie, but noone is sure who said it first)
"Our doubts are traitors to what we oft might win by fearing to attempt."
William Shakespeare.
Love Margaret Mead 
So sensible.
“I’d hate to live in the mountains surrounded by trees. I’d rather live on the prairie where it seems you can see forever; You can see tomorrow coming.”
- My grandfather
When I had bruised knees or hurt feelings, my grandfather always said, “Nevermind, it won’t matter in a hundred years”.
My favorite: “This too will pass.” That does mean diabetes will be cured, doesn’t it?
“Be happy while yer’ livin’; for yer’ a long time dead.” - Scottish proverb
(Trudy)
…giggle, giggle.
“There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.”
Colin Powell
More Shakespeare!
“For he to-day that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother…”
That’s true! Henry V so we can all wear armor and get swords!!