The average woman has 5 of these, butthe average man has 12.What is it?
Math classes in college? 
nope and math was my favorite subject
nope 
Friends?
Nope! Personal experience - I’m a man, and I consider myself average. And I have no hats - zero. Therefore, QED. :-P. Just kidding…I googled the question just now and “Hats” was the answer I saw but I’m not buying it. Just because it’s on the internet does not make it true…or does it?
googled it too! Hat!??!! What the heck! Guess I better go buy some hats!
People don’t wear enough hats - Monty Python
DUI’s?
Why is a raven like a writing desk? (Lewis Carrol’s Alice in Wonderland)
Pairs of shoes? That’s including the ones he doesn’t wear but hasn’t gotten rid of either!
A comment concerning Lewis Carroll’s infamous “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” riddle. The best answer I ever heard — and remember that feather pens were a common writing tool of the day, and that writing desks had inkwells — was, “Because they both come with inky quills.”
— Connor Freff Cochran, via AOL
I love hats! =)
Ding, ding, ding, it is hats, and no fair googling
I’m sure it refers to some Victorian era in England or something…I seriously don’t think the average man or woman nowadays conforms to that characterization.
Your name, of course.
Your telephone number