Come on lazy bones get up


House is very very quite you could hear a mouse nibbling away if we had one my cats jimbob brieni and smudge had had breakfast in bed cleaned themselves and are not all sleeping in the same room one is snoring no idea which one, it was 5am before smudge woke me up this morning the Sun was cascading through the curtains like a waterfall Angel was fast asleep she could sleep through a thunderstorm smudge nuzzled my nose them meowed in my lughole/ear then climbed onto the pillar and tried to sit on my head you know what it is like half asleep trying to finish that dream but all you can hear in the distance through the tropical forest is a cat wanting to be fed waking up is not one of my gifts to the human race grumpy that I am young Jedi, but I know if I do not get up and give in to smudge scratching of the carpet will follow then trying to wake up Angel which is not advisable will follow so socks on slippers on and dressing gown thrown over my head fasten up only to find I have it on back to front then wondering and wondering being the operative word down 2 flights of stairs into the kitchen I go only to find the other 2 cats waiting at there feeding dish smudge walks in tail in the air as if to say here he is meow like mad to get fed, I have to sit around until they have all eaten and wondered to each others dish to see what they had before I open the French patio doors and say go on then see what is outside no chance I have to go out first to make sure nothing scary is waiting to pounce on them from behind the hedge tress or greenhouse.
That was some hours ago here I am tired and all 3 cat’s are in moggy dreamland chasing mice or playing with a leaf they have found szzzzzzzzzzzz love twiddle