Dia-Beatles

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I just tested and my sugar is 64 and I thought of how my husband should feed me something but he’s asleep…and anyway, forgive this “drunk dial” of a discussion post when I’m THIS low and loopy, but I had to do it…

“Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when my sugar is 64?”

“Baby, you can drive my car (if you’ve tested and your sugar is in the appropriate range).”

“Eleanor Rigby…died of a high and was buried along with her ketostix…”

“Obla-di, obla-di, life goes on, yeah, even after diagnosis…”

I think we could start a band called the Dia-Beatles. I challenge you guys to come up with more diabetically-charged song titles and lyrics. Beatles only. Extra points if it the lyrics sound like the original ones…or fit with the melody and rhythm…or make me laugh.

(I will so regret this in about 15 minutes when those marshmallows kick in.)

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It’s been a hard day’s night and my pancreas…sucks.

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Coo-coo-ca-carbs

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Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Test Strip Band

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LOL.

I am the walrus. (But my doc says if I lose the weight, I can be the eggman.)

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Hey Jude, don’t bring me down. My sugar is low now so won’t you feed me

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I wanna be a log book writer! I gotta a novel, it;s about a man whose sugar control is outta hand and he wants to be a log book writer

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All I need is fudge…

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She bolus’s me yea, yea, yea

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I get high with a little help from my dinner.

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Yesterday, all my numbers were in a lovely range, now they’re climbing all over the place, oh I believe in yesterday.

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hmm, guess I can be the backup singer then

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Let me take you down, 'cause I’m getting my Strawberry glucotabs .
Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.

Strawberry glucotabs forever !!

No one I think is in my tree, I mean I might be high or low.
That is you can’t you know unless you test it, but it’s all right.
That is I think it’s not too bad.

Strawberry glucotabs forever !!
Strawberry glucotabs forever !!

Living is easy with eyes closed
misunderstanding all you see
I think I see something that is not around, I must be low

Strawberry glucotabs forever !!
Strawberry glucotabs forever !!

Let me take you down, 'cause I’m going to Strawberry glucose .
Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.

Strawberry glucotabs forever !!
Strawberry glucotabs forever !!

Always no sometimes I think it’s all me, but you know I know when it’s not a dream.
I think, er No, I mean, er Yes but it’s all wrong.
That is I think I might be low

Strawberry glucotabs forever !!
Strawberry glucotabs forever !!

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Too funny:)

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Brilliant. And delicious.

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The minute
the needle’s under your skin
then it begins
to make you feel better…

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Ricky Racoon, checked into the room, only to find his teststrips. His woman, it seems, had destroyed his dreams by leaving them in the room of her lover

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I once had a low, or should I say, it once had me.
While I was asleep, must have been deep, norwegian wood.

My bed was all littered with crumbs from the crackers I’d had,
And judging from all of the glucose tabs, must have been bad.

But when I awoke, I was alone, this low had flown,
So I did a test, now it’s all good, norwegian wood.

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need to throw something in there about waking up in the bath or something…

lol

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Here comes the pump!!!
And I say: it’s alright… :wink: