So, in lieu of another discussion thread, throw in your best diabetic pick-up lines. I’ll start.
“Slow down sugar. I’m a diabetic.”
Baby, you look sweet enough to put me in a coma so you could have your way with me… oh wait, you won’t need to put me in a coma for that to happen
Yes, I’m a bad man
hahaha too cute!
cute… always cute. or nice… “oh you’re such a nice guy”… /sigh
well this isn’t really a diabetic one, but my favorite would have to be the old one where you pick up a sugar packet (it has to say SUGAR on it) and go up to someone and say “I think you dropped your name tag”.
I like that one. I guess SPLENDA wouldn’t work…
sorry, I know what you mean. Does it help that I don’t know you? Hell, for all I know you could be one wicked bad ■■■ that’s definitely not the “nice guy” 
bwahahahaha
With you around Sweety, who needs glucose tabs?
PERFECT!!! Love that one! Sorry, I know I’m totally not contributing, only thoroughly enjoying all of everyones lines. Maybe i’ll come up with one of my own…maybe…
yep, that’s it! I’m a mean old man
you kids!!! Get offa my lawn!!!
What about this t-shirt I saw months ago (and actually made a transfer of for a shirt of my own):
Kiss a Diabetic. It’s all the sugar they get!
Lois La Rose
Milwaukee, WI
Scott: You aminal, you!
wow lol. you’re bad!
LOL so far so good. I always think it’s funny when people say “oohhh your to sweet” to somebody else. I look at them like their crazy because you know being to sweet= extra ketones. So i tell them that if they were actually that sweet i wouldn’t want to be them.
My turn:
I’m feeling kinda low could you give me some sugar(aka kisses), and some of your sandwich (lol!!!)
excuse me Miss , could you please help me read my meter it says (143).
Kiss Me I’m Diabetic,It’s The Only Sugar I Get
Well now I need to open that t-shirt store, and prominently display that shirt! That’s awesome.
You could replace the sugar packet trick with Sweet-n-Low, if you don’t mind the sexual harassment suit that follows…
And Scott, I don’t believe for a minute you’re the sweet/friend type. That’s what I thought my husband was, until he kissed me. The “sweet” ones are the biggest animals!
Sorry, I don’t have any pick-up lines. I usually just wore a push-up bra and that worked fine. 
Robert!!
How very clever!! You never cease to surprise me!!
Lois La Rose
Hey All!
I said that t-shirt line FIRST!!! I demand my just desserts!!
Lois La Rose