Feeling like a loser because im online chatting with people I dont even know who have more in commen with me and understand me better than my alien family....and of course trying to find jokes to make me laugh.)
As the salesman was just about to close the shop two very excited diabetics (George and Scott) came running in the door!
“Wow, is that sign for real?” asks Scott.
“Which sign?” Asks the salesman
“Hello? The one on the front of your window!” replies George.
“Well of course” said the salesman.
“WE’LL TAKE TWO PLEASE! One for each of us!!!” they shout in unison.
“What do you want?” inquired the salesman.
“A Function Pancreas!” exclaims Scott.
“But this is a music store!!!” Says the salesman.
A look of confusion falls upon everyone’s face.
George sheepishly replies, “But the sign says ‘Organ’s for sale.’”
- George Simmons
- Whittier, California, United States