We are hereby informing you that your services are no longer required.
While normally people would say that it has been a "pleasure" and that they "regret" having to tell you this, I must say that that is not the case with you. I am glad to see you going. I have wanted to fire you for over ten years but you would not listen. Today its for real and its final.
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