Can I trade in my Wife?
I see that on Feb. 14 it is Valentine’s day. Should I invest in that? Wondering why I ask? Well, my story goes like this! I feel that any man over age 80 (like me.) should be allowed to sit all day on the porch year round, in his rocking chair, watching the girls go by.
There are several problems with that for me!
1/ I have no porch.
2/ No rocking chair.
3/ Don’t live in California . (About the year-round.)
4/ Have a wife. ( A very possessive one!)
Lemmy tell you.
I’m looking for a wife that likes to dip her bread into the yogurt. That’s not askin too much now?
I told my wife this morn to just do that and enjoy the marvellous taste that the dip will cause you to enjoy.
She told me that she likes bread with just butter on it. Amagine that! What an insult to the yogurt!
Little later I tried her to try it again! No dice! Then, yes then… everytime I said something to complain about she would say “That’s is the yogurt!” I said that I had very cold hands this morning. There she came at me again “That’s the yogurt!” Why would a woman pick on me like that? Is there any woman on this board, who enjoys dipping her bread into the yogurt?
Just to justify this posting for diabetes purposes, I believe that for every raindrop that falls… (sorry, got carried away)
I believe that for every dip in the yogurt, you will do better with your diabetes and get the full enjoyment out of life that you deserve. Just like I deserve it (My wife willing.)
My next posting will be dead serious about diabetes and all the happiness connected with that.
Your JB for today!