Swiped from disaboom http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/marla/archive/2008/04/17/neuropathy.aspx Posted there by CoachMarla.
It made me giggle!!
I’ve Got Neuropathy
(Sung to the tune of “Making Whoopee”)
By: Roy C. Bennett
It’s one p.m.
I’m at the doc’s;
I’ve taken off
My shoes and socks.
He sticks a pin in;
I sit there grinnin’ –
I’ve got neuropathy.
I’m on a date,
I’m getting bold;
Instead of hot,
I’m feeling cold.
My feet are freezin’
And here’s the reason:
I’ve got neuropathy.
When there’s a fire within me
Should I feel glad or sad?
Can this be love I’m feeling
Or just a nerve gone bad?
She wants to wed;
I’m all aglow.
Should I say yes?
Should I say no?
Oh, how I tingle,
But I’ll stay single –
It’s just…neuropathy.