Oh, I wish I was a fishy in the Aitch-beeay-one Sea!
With a sugar content of five percent – that’s where I’d love to be!
Imagine all the freedom you would feel when you were roaming
In the blood-red flowing currents of glycated haemoglobin!
Free from fear of frightening things, like losing sight or losing limbs,
To rest assured and confident – with five percent I’d be content!
Nice