Our Lois is in the hospital:(

That’s for me to know and you to guess… lol

You know we’re going to come up with lewd speculations! You’re just tempting us to be baaaad!

Sorry, but it’s a secret society:) Unless you have the special decoder ring & know the handshake, we can’t tell!

Nah. No one needs credit for helping a friend. Now, if a member of the Skydiving Team cures diabetes, that will deserve recognition!

Well, they are also now known as the “Soft Legged Hitch-Hikers”

LOL! Speak for yourself:)

Hummmmm wonder who those people are?

David isn’t Lois’ husband. He is, however, our hero!

They sneak into hospitals & leave flowers behind. Very mysterious. They keep their faces covered & no one has been able to uncover their identities. I’ve heard they’re related to the people who put chocolates on pillows in hotel room & tooth fairy money under pillows.

They have very sexy legs and oh so soft too! Oh, and wear nice undies! Oh, and drink alcohol to jump from planes!

So brave!

Could be. No one knows. All that’s left behind is a trail of flower petals & balloons.

And the smell of shaving cream…

The distinct scent of shaving cream. Yea, I’ve heard that also.

All women I hear and only one man…he shaves his legs too, because he is a hero!

Hmmm, I think you may know who these mysterious folks are since you seem to have intimate knowledge!

Nope. Just rumors I have been hearing, ya know gossip.

Me too! How daring of that man! I wonder where he gets lacy undies! Somebody must sew on the lace for him, probably one of those soft legged women that are drunk.

Drunk, needles & lacy undies–that’s a dangerous combo!

(I can’t sew a button on sober, so guess that disqualifies me as a member.)

Takes a real man to shave & wear lace. He must be something!