Do you ever wish your meter was more interesting? My meter has this boring message when I test - it says “apply blood”. Whenever I read it I think it should be more exciting. I think it should say “feed me, Seymour!” instead, like Audrey 2 from Little Shop of Horrors (I then get the song stuck in my head for the rest of my day).
Other than Little Shop of Horrors, if I was coming up with themes for my meter I would do a cool vampire/gothic one - based on Blade, Underworld, or Anne Rice.
Or maybe a guy testing out a microphone at sound check - “testing, testing, 1 2 3”.